There are only two people left in this country without blogs: me, and an elderly Des Moines widow with Parkinson's. Well, sorry Enid, but you just got owned! Maybe the Rotary Club's giving out "What's the Interweb?" awards this year.

So the bandwagon's been jumped on, the waters have been tested, and the day has come. The posts that follow will offer the daring (and pitying?) reader glimpses and insights into my brain--my awesome, awesome brain. I promise nothing but pure, undiluted "knowings" as they ooze and seep from the deepest coffers of my mind. Consider yourself warned and welcome...